User:Cheese Slaya

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Warning: The following text contains spoilers relating to the plot of Cheese Slaya.




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Hi, welcome to my awesome user page. Right now I'm just gonna set some things straight.

  1. I'm better than you. A LOT better than you. Period. Glad we got that settled; see user box Me>You for evidence.
  2. I'm awesomer than you. A LOT awesomer than you. Period. Glad I got that over with; see user box PvAwesome for evidence.

Enjoy, and remember, I'm better than you! To see my contributions, click here.

Test All of this user's favored (and untested) builds, except one, he made on the spot without testing:). This shows how 1337 he is.
This user is such a nubcake, that he/she is participating in AV's profession contest.

Nog64 This user is signed in in Nog64's contest
This user has a Long-lost Twin!!!!! If you support this, vote here.
The current vetting procedure should be chopped up and replaced.
Image:Copywrong.jpg This user's contributions are not released under the GFDL.
Oh, no! This user believes the world is a triangle!.
Me>You This user is better than you.
TB > GWShack This user believes that TeamBuilder pwns GWShack :D
:( This user has been shunned by the Guildwiki Community without use of the Vetting Procedure.
AWiki-N! This user is boycotting the "official Anet Wiki" on Guild Wars and refuses to support them in any way, shape, or form. GuildWiki forever!!!
This user is having trouble with his userboxes, and so is taking out his rage on them as payback:D.
:D This user uses this smiley ALOT  :D <---- there's another one :D <----- there's another one :D....
en-N This user is able to contribute with a native level of English.
24/7 This user lives on GuildWiki.
RL This user has no life.
MANA This user hates when people use the word "Mana".
This user has a shiny palm :).
Kurzick This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance.
PvAwesome This user owns at PvP, but also plays PvE.
Friend This user is friends with User: Nyc Elite and is way better than him.
Actor This user pretends to be friends with an idiot so he doesn't get kicked out of his guild.
This user is frozen:(.
GvG This user is a GvG veteran.
This user cracked one too many jokes,and you can see what happened:(.
es-NO This user is able to contribute with a fake level of Spanish.Como tetesde stavos por favor?
This user hates beaches.
This user is best friends with a jellyfish :D.
This user has the sexiest hair alive.
This user drank his smoothie WAY too fast.
This user is thinking WAY too hard.
This user is having a bad day.
This user's pet is also having a bad day.
This user likes to think he's Harry Houdini.
This user gets accused of taking steroids... ALOT.
This is also what the cookie monster looks like after a week without cookies. I wonder what he will look like after a month...
Tickle me I'm Elmo!
This user is so totally 1337 that he can fly.
This user's pet is so totally 1337 that he can fly.
Ouch.
Ouch. This user just got mauled by an albino bear!
This user is primarily an Assassin.
This user also monks a lot.
This user ALSO plays a ranger, which just HAPPENS to be his favorite class.
WARNING: This userbox is 28 words long; some users may have problems reading userboxes approaching or longer than 32 words. Please consider breaking the userbox into smaller sections.
Image:Pestilence.jpg This user has a cheese-eating problem. Ooh, and RABIES! The world is SO much better with rabies.



This user loves cheese.
If you want his cheese, you will have to challenge him in native Antartican cinder block wrestling.
If you lose, you must submit one and a half of your own testicles, as well as a cup of Maxwell House coffee.



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[edit] Attributes

I can never remember the attributes...so...this is for my quick reference:).

Rank Incremental
Cost
Total
Cost
1 1 1
2 2 3
3 3 6
4 4 10
5 5 15
6 6 21
7 7 28
8 9 37
9 11 48
10 13 61
11 16 77
12 20 97

[edit] Characters

Under construction.

1.Character: Cheese Slayer

Profession: Ranger

Weapons: Every green bow in the game except Urgoz's, and 15^50 20/20 Sundering Half Moon of Fortitude(Same mods as Urgoz Shortbow).

Level: 20, Ascended and Weh No Su (Closer To The Stars)

Armor: 1.5k Droks, (Infused) getting new armor soon, but still debating on which type.

Pet: Mozzarella: Dire Black Widow, not spider ran.

Skills: Every Prophecies and Factions Elite and every other skill non-elite skill in prophecies, no NF elites yet (I have my tank cap NF elites), all good NF non-elie skills.

Places: Everywhere in Prophecies and Factions, Yohlon Haven in Nightfall.

Uses: General PvEing and occasional FoW,UW, and Warcamp farming runs.

Experience: 1.8 Million


2.Character: Can Monk For Cheese

Profession: Monk

Weapons: Kephet's Refuge, Wroth's Set, Totem Axe and -50hp Grim Cesta.

Armor: 15k Canthan Armor and set of 55 Shing Jea Armor.

Level: 20, Weh No Su.

Experience: 400,000.

Skills: Most Prophechies and Factions elites, all useful non-elite skills.

Places: All the 1337 farming spots.

Uses: General Farming and of course 55/Famine Farming in UW.


3.Character: Mozzarella Master

Profession: Necromancer

Weapons: Stonereaper, Morgriff's Staff, Nightbringer.

Armor: 1.5k Droks.

Level: 20, Weh No Su.

Experience: 250,000

Skills: All SS and MM skills.

Places: Not much, relatively new.

Uses: MMing.

More to be added soon.

[edit] Titles

  1. Tyrian Grandmaster Cartographer
  2. Friend of the Kurzicks (430k)
  3. Commander
  4. Mighty Hero
  5. Forgetter of His Own Titles
  6. Some Sunspear Title I Don't Remember
  7. Protector of Tyria
  8. Protector of Cantha
  9. Protector of Elona
  10. Some Other Stuff
  11. Some More Other Stuff
  12. Some MORE More Other Stuff
  13. Stuff

[edit] Tested builds that should be unfavored

  1. Build: R/Mo Quick NeedlerUnfavored now, yay:)
  2. Build: A/any Deadly Dancing Leaf Unfavored now, doubleyay:)
  3. Build: D/A InvinciBomb Unfavored now, tripleyay:)

[edit] My Favored Build(s)

Enraged Lunge Disrupting Lunge Poisonous Bite Feral Lunge Call of Haste Run as One Comfort Animal Charm Animal
Steelfang Slash Standing Slash Soldier's Strike Flail "Coward!" "For Great Justice!" Enraging Charge Healing Signet
Illusion of Weakness Conjure Phantasm Kitah's Burden Enfeeble Discord Optional Consume Corpse Resurrection Signet
Chilling Winds Icy Shackles Glyph of Lesser Energy Freezing Gust Mending Touch Extinguish Heal Party Storm Djinn's Haste
Soul Barbs Corrupt Enchantment Parasitic Bond Optional Reckless Haste Price of Failure Signet of Lost Souls Resurrection Signet
Forceful Blow Heavy Blow Crushing Blow Protector's Strike Shadowy Burden Frenzy Signet of Malice Resurrection Signet


Symbiosis Mending Live Vicariously Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese
Essence Bond Balthazar's Spirit Succor Life Bond Life Attunement Strength of Honor Holy Veil Blessed Signet


[edit] Untested/Stubbed Builds

Mind Blast Smoldering Embers Liquid Flame Optional Mark of Rodgort Flame Djinn's Haste Fire Attunement Resurrection Signet
Soul Twisting Boon of Creation Shelter Displacement Union Life Optional Optional
Keen Arrow Punishing Shot Seeking Arrows Natural Stride Dust Trap Winnowing Favorable Winds Resurrection Signet
Keen Arrow Punishing Shot Distracting Shot Barbed Trap Seeking Arrows Natural Stride Gaze of Contempt Resurrection Signet
Keen Arrow Punishing Shot Distracting Shot Seeking Arrows Natural Stride Frozen Soil Favorable Winds Lively Was Naomei
Keen Arrow Punishing Shot Distracting Shot Seeking Arrows Natural Stride Winnowing Frozen Soil Resurrection Chant
Keen Arrow Punishing Shot Distracting Shot Seeking Arrows Natural Stride Predatory Season Energizing Wind Resurrection Signet
"Go for the Eyes!" Song of Purification Ballad of Restoration "Fall Back!" "Stand Your Ground!" "Watch Yourself!" "Shields Up!" Signet of Return
Reversal of Fortune Gift of Health Divert Hexes Signet of Devotion Dismiss Condition Shield of Absorption Protective Spirit Channeling
Zealous Benediction Reversal of Fortune Gift of Health Spirit Bond Holy Veil Dismiss Condition Hex Breaker Channeling


  • If you are new, use this build.

[edit] Unfavored/Archived Builds

"It's just a flesh wound." Remedy Signet Hexbreaker Aria Ballad of Restoration Aria of Zeal Signet of Synergy "Watch Yourself!" Signet of Return


[edit] Builds I'm currently working on

  • AoM Spearchucker
Avatar of Melandru Wearying Spear Barbed Spear Spear of Lightning Zealous Renewal Whirling Charge Optional Resurrection Signet
  • AoL Spearchucker
Avatar of Lyssa Whirling Charge Harrier's Grasp Barbed Spear Harrier's Toss Spear of Lightning Zealous Renewal Resurrection Signet
  • Restorative Prism
Ether Prism Stoneflesh Aura Kinetic Armor Protective Was Kaolai Soothing Memories Mend Body and Soul Spirit Light Life


[edit] My Special Files

[edit] Quizzes

Mesmer 70%


Warrior 55%


Monk 55%


Ranger 45%


Elementalist 30%


Necromancer 15%


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[edit] Credits

Special thanks to Defiant Elements, Zerris, Rapta, My template heroine, and InfestedHyrdralisk for the userboxes (and/or additional 1337 features) to copy and rework.

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